A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Terraria

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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