Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

John Cena

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Women's Rights

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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