- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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