I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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