What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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