- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How did the black person die? Of old age

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A cat playing laser tag.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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