- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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