Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's two plus two? Window

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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