- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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