Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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