Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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