- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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