What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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