- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What's two plus two? Window

Title IX

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

you suck

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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