what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Raveena Thandhan

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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