what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

My Butthole.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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