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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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