what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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