- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

guess what what that wasnt it

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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