- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's two plus two? Window

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

BIG MAC'S

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Title IX

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

you suck

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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