do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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