What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

YEAH THEY DO!

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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