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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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