How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Homo say what?

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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João Duarte reads this.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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