- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the fish fly It didn't

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

if you don't like this you're gay

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...