- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

YEAH THEY DO!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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