- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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