Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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WOw you have no life

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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