- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

i have yougurt mit traktor

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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