- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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