What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Bob Saget that is all

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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