- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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