- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Women's rights.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Cripples are lame.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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