Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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alert('The Game')

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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