why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

YEAH THEY DO!

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Jordan is pregant

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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