- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

your face

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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