There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

why is pie good. because it just is.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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