- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

I used to know what alzheimers was

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Terraria

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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