What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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There's my tractor.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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