- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

ecks! why zee?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

I hate blackniggers

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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