- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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