- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

your face

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