- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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