- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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