What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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