what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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