- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Raveena Thandhan

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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