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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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