What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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