- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

SUCK MY NUTS

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Neither have I

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

hear hear

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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