- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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