- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your Mom

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Cheese

Skrillex.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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