- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have a wife?

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Michael Brown

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

i have yougurt mit traktor

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