Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

My spelling is horrible

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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