- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

So these two girls have a cup .

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

penis. nuff said.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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