Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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