That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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