- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

William wright is Gay

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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