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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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