Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Chris is hairy

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Penis

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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