- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Hail Hitler

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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