A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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