Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Chris is hairy

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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