Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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whats my name? Matt

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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