Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

WHAT THE BABIES?!

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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