Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Abortion.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Error 37.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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