- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A Duck walks into a bar.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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