- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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