- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

poo

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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