what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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