Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A bar walks into a man

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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