Jebron Lames.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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