- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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