What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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