A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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