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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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