Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Indians

guess what what ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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