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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What is your bill about? Clinton

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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