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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Eric is gay Ha

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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