- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

I walk into a bar...

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

There's my tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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