Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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one of the idiot

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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whats 7+4? 74

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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