What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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