Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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