How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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