Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Im gay What about you

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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