- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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