- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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