Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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