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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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