What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

haha black people :D

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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