- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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