- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

if got a joke if fogot it

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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