- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

There's my tractor.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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