- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's two plus two? Window

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

BIG MAC'S

Title IX

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Rush Limbaugh

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What is your bill about? Clinton

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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