- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

who's a slut... you're mom

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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