A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Justin Bieber

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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