- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Title IX

Rush Limbaugh

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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