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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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