How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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