- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Title IX

BIG MAC'S

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's two plus two? Window

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Rush Limbaugh

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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